Captions for 3/05 to 6/05

Farley: This script stinks!
Sawyer: This isn't the only thing, Farley. Change your socks, won't you?!

-Primus One

"Farley -- your puppet show just doesn't work without the sock puppets!"

- J.P.

1.Sawyer: Oh geez, he's had another night on the town...

2.Sawyer: Yikes! I thought I picked up that banana peel!

3.Farley: Aha! MISS SAWYER! I thought I said no gum chewing in the office!! 
   Sawyer: I'm busted...

-Shelley

Caption: I wonder how many fart jokes this one's going
to get.

-WL

1. "Just because the name is 'Right Guard' doesn't mean you can't use 
it on the left side, boss."

2. Sawyer's rendition of "The Low-Fiber Soprano" proved too much for 
Farley Wink's delicate constitution.

3. Farley's attempts at breakdancing were painful to watch at best.

-MMM-